Iguanas Eating our Kids?

It's finally happened, with the zillions of green lizards invading our backyards, our roads, trees...now they are trying to devour our young. This poor kid now needs tendon surgery on her foot when one hungry six foot iguana mistook her for a strawberry.

He grabbed hold of her foot, resulting in 23 stitches and future surgery plans. For anyone who hasn't been bitten by an iguana you don't want to be. It really takes a good amount of prying to get those jaws off and hurts like hell, this from personal experience having had a few pet iguanas in years past.

Time to add do not feed the iguanas to our do not feed the alligators signs?

Save Florida, Eat An Iguana

Florida seems to have more than its share of slither-ing, crawling residents.
If they're not strangling us then they're eating the local flora, especially hibiscuses.

So for those of you that can hardly wait to get even with them for destroying your landscaped backyards, check out this cook book on how to fry, stew, and even barbecue that iguana running up the palm tree....we are talking about this Iguana Cookbook, sure to become a treasured family recipe book.

And for iguana hunting tips, check out the video (turn off music box at bottom of page first)...my favorite part is where he throws his trophy prize in the ice box, right next to his drink...yum.

Iguanas Rule

What is it with all the iguana haters down here? It's not like the thorny green lizards are going after our live young for god's sake. If anything should be on the animal hit list it should be the cucarachas (and don't tell me they're just bugs, they're the size of mice down here.)

But no, our official city idiots are now putting iguana worries way ahead of our disappearing population & tourists, the high cost of living, mortgage & rental fraud skyrocketing, not to mention increased crime due to gun violence.

Don't you think that instead of coming up with iguana rules, we should turn our lemons into lemonade? Why not make the best of it by sending our green skinned friends upstate to replace the rather reptilian guard in Tallahassee? We could pay them in flowers instead of our dollars...why think of all the money lobby groups could be saving.

Yes, I do believe, those are the real reptiles we need to be concerned with ousting.