tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41641110824882582412024-03-14T13:19:28.592-04:00Havana Banana LandSouth Florida life from the eyes of a Miami native. Highlighting South Florida real estate and local SoFlo news & stories with a bit of lemon twist. So pick up your mojito & head for the hammock. Si si senor, you may have a corona instead.Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-77886976395521616802011-02-19T21:07:00.000-05:002011-02-19T21:07:03.557-05:00Miami Boat Show<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBVOZhy-RuVbF2lDPLLE_MCFWsf4Gq8HRs9R6_ZN1gGTYzxzqpTVqUSH0SBnQze4czil2xxmIXU6hXhqiOK69PrwlNZyPLXIhmJfF_Ql3ekHf1voSXD0fuDNiQSO-fG-q3Db5TOtxkxQU/s1600/sail2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="184" j6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBVOZhy-RuVbF2lDPLLE_MCFWsf4Gq8HRs9R6_ZN1gGTYzxzqpTVqUSH0SBnQze4czil2xxmIXU6hXhqiOK69PrwlNZyPLXIhmJfF_Ql3ekHf1voSXD0fuDNiQSO-fG-q3Db5TOtxkxQU/s320/sail2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">If you have a chance, don't miss the Miami International </span></strong><a href="http://www.miamiboatshow.com/"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Boat Show</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> from February 17-21, 2011. This year's show will be at the Miami Beach Convention Center, Miamarina at Bayside and the Sea Isle Marina & Yatching Center with shuttle buses available. Aside from boats, there are contests, seminars on sailing, fishing, and boating. Attend a Coastal Cruising clinic & learn how to heave to, reef the sails, steer with the sails and crew overboard recovery methods. Improve your rigging skills at the Bait Rigging Station. Watch demos in their Be A Diver Pool & take a scuba lesson. Don't forget to visit the Human Aquarium in the Dive & Travel Harbor which promises a mermaid or two. </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Most importantly, make sure you head over to the Marlin Bar where you can seriously ponder your need for that dream jet boat over a few frozen margaritas.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This $1 million dollar recently restored island between Venetian & MacArthur complete with a 100 ft obelisk built to honor Flager recently made it's official porn film debut. Beach officials were not thrilled to find out that a porn film called "Island Adventure" had been filmed in the middle of an early February day in one of their very public parks. Whether the filming by the producers Reality Kings broke any laws in not obtaining a permit is now the subject of debate and embarrassment, especially given that Flagler's historically significant obelisk appears as the infamous backdrop in a sex scene.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Just recently city commissioners were trying to stop what they describe as wild debauchery & partying & swinging on the island, and now this film pops up on the internet, sounding not unlike South Beach on any given weekend.</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> <strong>Delray Beach when it is not being attacked by 3 ft squid is otherwise known as Village by the Sea. Located just north of Boca Raton in Palm Beach county Delray is a beach town with great galleries, shops, one of a kind boutiques. <span class="tag_subtitle">Delray Beach also attracts visitors with the Delray Beach Tennis Center, the historic Colony Hotel and the annual Delray Beach Garlic Festival. The Pineapple Grove Arts District is located just off Atlantic Avenue in Downtown Delray Beach on NE Second Avenue. It is a traditional downtown main steet with quaint brick sidewalks and gaslight-style street lamps. Gourmet restaurants, cozy bistros and outdoor cafes in addition to boutiques, gift shops, jewelry stores and art galleries are among its eclectic attractions. Old School Square, at the center of downtown, is a popular venue for the performing arts and seasonal festivals. Downtown's Annual Delray Affair is South Florida's oldest and largest outdoor arts, crafts, and entertainment festival venue.</span></strong></span><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">According to the Misery Index which no one has ever heard of before, Miamians are suffering due to the high unemployment, foreclosures, crime rate, traffic, and corrupt politicians. The only reason Miami didn't make number one was because of the great weather and a lack of state income tax. Last year Miami was only number six, so who knows, maybe next year we'll climb to the very top of the miserable list. </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But tonight I'm gonna pour myself a nice cold glass of Pinot Grigio & climb into the backyard jacuzzi where I can happily toast to misery while the sun sets and the palm trees sway.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">equestrian community in the city of west Plantation with custom and semi-custom homes going upwards of 3 million. Keep your horse in the backyard, and your car collection in the 10 car garage. There great schools, nearby Sawgrass Mall, an Equestrian Center, and at neighborhood Volunteer Park there are 85 acres of boardwalks, wetlands, nature trails, and bridle paths. There are also pigs.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Oinkers. Big ones. </span></strong><a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-wild-pigs-20110130,0,4991052.story"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Feral hogs</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">. Wild boars with tusks capable of goring one to death, now using those tusks to rout through yards, scavenging for food. A family of hungry pigs can reduce a meticulously landscaped home, golf course, or club grounds to an ugly mound of mud and holes. Not happy about Plantation Acres being a hog's paradise, homeowners are fighting back using a trapper. Might be a losing battle given their ability to reproduce from as young as 10 months, and produce several litters a year. No wonder they're hungry.</span></strong><br />
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<div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-50815891832031054532010-10-31T14:44:00.001-04:002010-10-31T14:45:12.550-04:00Happy Halloween Night<object style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/VldLA280hZ4/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VldLA280hZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VldLA280hZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-60608318649009640322010-10-26T16:58:00.002-04:002010-10-26T17:21:12.287-04:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3y2Py6T9Z9OPswOT8ZskJcp1O4ZKUNCw6DtXrNpLocrsvs6lUDRPMaiozaRY2Lwn3YY6EkG5ZdYIWXoGHEzea_Q4gQi47Kgbd6A-lHENQMU_ZMbIdDcUBVOX3KE7Qui9K1hfzgbObJtM/s1600/ten+museum+park.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 516px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 163px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532462185546412274" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3y2Py6T9Z9OPswOT8ZskJcp1O4ZKUNCw6DtXrNpLocrsvs6lUDRPMaiozaRY2Lwn3YY6EkG5ZdYIWXoGHEzea_Q4gQi47Kgbd6A-lHENQMU_ZMbIdDcUBVOX3KE7Qui9K1hfzgbObJtM/s320/ten+museum+park.jpg" /></a> Looks like the Miami Heat is doing it's part to help the Miami condo market rebound. The LeBron Effect just might be the answer to some condo developer prayers...even now the ching ching of luxury condo buyers across from the Arena is making some sweet music. Some of the buildings offer top of the line amenities at off-peak prices & this just may be the shot in the arm downtown Miami has been needing. We're talking a knockout skyline of Marina Blue, Marquis Residences, 900 Biscayne Bay & Ten Museum Park towers...downtown restaurants & retail businesses. All hoping some of that Heat starlight will cast downtown in hipper light.<br /><br />Be nice to see downtown Miami back & kicking like it used to.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-27326434854889468692010-08-13T09:17:00.008-04:002010-08-13T10:08:10.763-04:00Lobsters Beware<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRk_tFtGecwgakgI73_DmqdJoGmH4slBZNRnqgumV0bSbJ49Rlga01In5n_2mNZSqETAGmaF8Mwy1I-MpoIsUFpzuIdBXa_IIox71nGRJahjWos1NStRk49hqH6H6scyT2mZwwPo7pvBs/s1600/fisheries.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504892508510861378" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 125px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRk_tFtGecwgakgI73_DmqdJoGmH4slBZNRnqgumV0bSbJ49Rlga01In5n_2mNZSqETAGmaF8Mwy1I-MpoIsUFpzuIdBXa_IIox71nGRJahjWos1NStRk49hqH6H6scyT2mZwwPo7pvBs/s200/fisheries.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYcL7_orW8C2KFGJ8jmPu8jtPUbvk-Ai1SOmL6WlI4WUxMFzGqM88RvX00sOJoxDwgn_DC8sJUvRAYdf_HHGomzEIB2ie7rvsWrPA2aZd2-bJhVvcqs1puq2oLnrr-eNjcH_arm-p9rjc/s1600/lobster.jpg"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504886007404493378" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYcL7_orW8C2KFGJ8jmPu8jtPUbvk-Ai1SOmL6WlI4WUxMFzGqM88RvX00sOJoxDwgn_DC8sJUvRAYdf_HHGomzEIB2ie7rvsWrPA2aZd2-bJhVvcqs1puq2oLnrr-eNjcH_arm-p9rjc/s400/lobster.jpg" border="0" /></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Love to eat them with hot butter mingled with guilt. Just don't like to look at them alive & wiggling.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Something so sad about a creature that has managed to live fifty to a hundred years only to be boiled alive. Some studies even showing that lobsters genuinely feel pain. It leaves one hoping that the law of karma will not catch up to everything we do. With that in mind, be advised lobster season has begun...you who are truly heartless may want to try your hunting luck just a little south of the Deersfield Beach pier where this big boy was snared. But if you, like me, prefer to leave the guilt and simply enjoy the plate, better you head over to </span></strong><a href="http://www.15streetfisheries.com/index.html"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;">15th Street Fisheries</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;"> for the best & freshest Florida lobster. Far less chance of karma hitting you over the head.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-74033966910179443162010-03-11T16:48:00.006-05:002010-03-11T17:52:33.421-05:00Snail Coladas<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqzoX1YdpBDP_FybkAPD3pC0gfhgF3vGmlPokLPVw8muw34KgkPWc1503UoDdyv4QDnWLK3zhz4znQYmGqPVtGMm6xczgYK4zdA6onxQIedYYDxqoOoFcEuIleZqljBYb_lRaUwkFTDyc/s1600-h/snail.jpg"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447502401390152146" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 180px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqzoX1YdpBDP_FybkAPD3pC0gfhgF3vGmlPokLPVw8muw34KgkPWc1503UoDdyv4QDnWLK3zhz4znQYmGqPVtGMm6xczgYK4zdA6onxQIedYYDxqoOoFcEuIleZqljBYb_lRaUwkFTDyc/s320/snail.jpg" border="0" /></strong></a><strong> Adding once again to our favorite South Flo cocktail menu we now have the special family </strong><a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/fl-illegal-snails-santeria-20100310,0,2037392.story"><strong>Snail Juice recipe</strong></a><strong>, courtesy of a Hialeah man who uses these illegal 10 inch snails as part of his "El Africano'' or "Oloye Ifatoku" African religion Ifa Orisha, not to be confused with Cuban SanterĂa.<br /></strong><div><div><strong>Claiming it can cure a variety of ailments (probably promising male virility no doubt), Mr. Charles Stewart <em>pours snail juice aka snail mucous</em> down the gullets of his patients....so sickening them as to bring it to the attention of the authorities who conducted a snail raid! Turns out he was aided in his snail smuggling efforts by a high priestess who smuggled them in under her dress...a vision possibly more nauseating than the snails themselves....snails that can consume up to 500 species of plants, as well as plaster and stucco. </strong></div><div><strong>Authorities are putting out bolos warning South Florida residents to report any sightings of the giant suckers...bet they start to turn up on a few local menus before long</strong>.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-24762086012525248692010-01-31T09:48:00.006-05:002010-01-31T10:06:19.044-05:00Hottest South Florida Hotels<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk_rVGyp3KhXb8-lcUBVJ5fba7M36q_6BqMWCA5NfPy92oDr7V0wSWwkw-PzSOEt8KYyvz1mpdwg2ato7UfGLS3IVzxpZ5jmpeQgjqFxVLmkRTGi-NRTE6BXYWzVfRj2lxFLba-n7XHEw/s1600-h/cheecalodge.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432919091882970098" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 158px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk_rVGyp3KhXb8-lcUBVJ5fba7M36q_6BqMWCA5NfPy92oDr7V0wSWwkw-PzSOEt8KYyvz1mpdwg2ato7UfGLS3IVzxpZ5jmpeQgjqFxVLmkRTGi-NRTE6BXYWzVfRj2lxFLba-n7XHEw/s200/cheecalodge.bmp" border="0" /></a> <div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRsReZOHBKREspXfYMhqoPDWVIgG1r2nyNu0JfqtuJVtdchaJGjFyAhZLRBqsYgqZnuQIasA-mdM3BtTmf0B-nKJRRb4C0kZI7Riqol-k6nSP-XojYRwCDZF4U7eQcaYJspxwk_UlyMAc/s1600-h/hottest+south+florida+hotels.jpg"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432917930308981266" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 187px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 105px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRsReZOHBKREspXfYMhqoPDWVIgG1r2nyNu0JfqtuJVtdchaJGjFyAhZLRBqsYgqZnuQIasA-mdM3BtTmf0B-nKJRRb4C0kZI7Riqol-k6nSP-XojYRwCDZF4U7eQcaYJspxwk_UlyMAc/s400/hottest+south+florida+hotels.jpg" border="0" /></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> With Super Bowl weekend right around the corner you might want to check out the list of the hottest hotels to be found anywhere in South Florida.<br /></strong></span><div><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>At the top of the list is the Epic Hotel, 54 stories worth of Bay and Miami skyline views. But if it's sail shaped night lit spectacle doesn't send you you could always try the Ritz Carlton on Ft. Lauderdale beach. Every room at the Ritz has an ocean or intracoastal view, with a 29,000-square-foot sundeck on the 27th floor complete with an infinity pool, private cabanas and a bar. Or like Truman used to do make your way down to Islamorada to visit the famous & now renovated historic (1946)Cheeca Lodge which would be my preference. So</strong></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> check out the hottest </strong></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/hotel"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>South Florida hotel list </strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>for yourself right here. </strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> </strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> Now all you have to do is afford it.</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-49791764475078366052010-01-27T17:34:00.013-05:002010-01-27T18:39:31.438-05:00Super Bowl Party Guide<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM-4A-gW1jRfwEnUv5iYJ-8lIt-8Z3AG08TNNYKg850xqMbwEIbblSMkVwymNBVFi8iMk32_gXo5xBYW8kIaPtETlaMNLL0v1ghK3iufoXgyBGjUXk3wkd3dVCQX0Ti2W6zU8_5kcsc6k/s1600-h/football.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431568332221326914" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 81px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 81px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM-4A-gW1jRfwEnUv5iYJ-8lIt-8Z3AG08TNNYKg850xqMbwEIbblSMkVwymNBVFi8iMk32_gXo5xBYW8kIaPtETlaMNLL0v1ghK3iufoXgyBGjUXk3wkd3dVCQX0Ti2W6zU8_5kcsc6k/s200/football.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong>Super Bowl is on it's way & South Florida is in a buzz. </strong><br /><br /><strong>So </strong><a href="http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2010/01/your-guide-to-super-bowl-parties-you-can-and-cant-get-into.html"><strong>here is your guide </strong></a><strong>to which parties you want to be seen at & never will, the ones that everyone can get in including your crackhead grandmother and beer guzzling golden retriever. </strong><br /><br /><strong>You can forget crashing the GQ Party at the Bud Light Hotel & don't hold your breath waiting for an invite to the Maxim Party at the Raleigh in South Beach. But if you don't mind shelling out anywhere from 350. to 850. you can make it inside Leather & Laces which boasts the sexiest Super Bowl Party (see last years shindig below), or for a mere 1000K join Hef and his bunnies at the Sagamore.</strong><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dx2MWjtA5Y4beb67VmE2rNjfTPqbbCybhnJomY6yV0bzSEAqm_-ECykCqb2oVjLeQ5JhzBIYqHFf7LmJ6Ncdg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><br /><p><strong>Or stay home with the retriever & friends & have your own Super Bowl party. Gee, such decisions...</strong></p><br /><br /><p></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-60633273368365951042010-01-25T16:57:00.006-05:002010-01-25T17:18:23.555-05:00Killer Goggles<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-ML_0GGNqTSrEW974smpA2hreM7ABHOtoATNYUjg2HImI_baUnfsY5gFqhjshSL3ymeTgi8NEBQDEL3I_15N2YOHgPK9Xcb0irvd9K-kBKbSMl_LOrFqZioVNfTMjPLyzUWIsNAxtjpg/s1600-h/goggles.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430802866460686050" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 186px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-ML_0GGNqTSrEW974smpA2hreM7ABHOtoATNYUjg2HImI_baUnfsY5gFqhjshSL3ymeTgi8NEBQDEL3I_15N2YOHgPK9Xcb0irvd9K-kBKbSMl_LOrFqZioVNfTMjPLyzUWIsNAxtjpg/s320/goggles.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Have you seen these? </strong></span><br /><div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>If you have you'll want to contact Boca Police with any info that may help solve the <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/boca-raton/fl-boca-killer-20100125,0,4963544.story">Boca Town Center Mall killings </a>of Nancy Bochicchio and her 7 year old daughter. Boca Police need help to identify the make or manufacturer of the yellow-framed, plastic goggles with removable black lenses and a black elastic headband which were left on the victims back in Dec. 12, 2007. Mother & daughter were found shot to death in their black SUV in the Town Center parking lot, bound with plastic ties, handcuffs, with one of them wearing the swim goggles. They were last seen leaving, walking into the mall parking lot in the middle of the afternoon just a few days before the little girl's birthday. Just 4 months earlier, a woman and her toddler were abducted from the same mall, taken to an ATM to withdraw money, found bound in their car, but survived. </strong></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>There's been criticism that Boca police have too much Mizner attitude, too little detective know how....the serial mall killer still hasn't been found. But forget that, </strong></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>if you can help, call Detective Jeff Clare at 561-338-1246 or Crimestoppers at 800-458-8477. </strong></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-28725491162438858852010-01-09T21:52:00.006-05:002010-01-09T22:21:20.976-05:00Florida on Ice<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwP3XGFd4I6Glx-ot-8knIl_yCjt9qddsQloqDUXmO9rrNkpLpXCucXw2tJVMG1kVryheATvRHhKawVQtYwOpJTA5bB7nrkqfpuqRpjUwyDrHwTo4mSnbCoF0m54N3myuENmoS0-q-beM/s1600-h/snow+orange.jpg"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424938908446318098" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 190px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwP3XGFd4I6Glx-ot-8knIl_yCjt9qddsQloqDUXmO9rrNkpLpXCucXw2tJVMG1kVryheATvRHhKawVQtYwOpJTA5bB7nrkqfpuqRpjUwyDrHwTo4mSnbCoF0m54N3myuENmoS0-q-beM/s200/snow+orange.jpg" border="0" /></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> Snow in Orlando with flurries expected in North Palm Beach...Governor declares weather emergency due to freezing temps causing agricultural disaster...frost on the windshields and <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/video/index.html?media_id=9025808">frozen iguanas </a>falling from trees (don't pick them up & drive them to the wild life shelter because they will recover en route...think Jurassic Park venom spitting Dilophosauruses and you get the idea).</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>South Floridians are in full panic mode. What do we wear when we can't use flip flops or tank tops? We own maybe three sweaters, some sweathoods and one maybe two leather jackets and that's just for show. Crisis, pure crisis. Here South Beachers spend their entire lives making sure there isn't a single layer of fat to ruin a bathing suit only to find out they could be frozen solid as a result. Just the idea of switching from the a/c to a heat cycle is unnerving especially when you can't remember how to do it.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>So God if you're listening please bring back the iced lattes & mojitos, cancer growing sun rays and jungle humidity...just stop torturing us with temps under 70 degrees.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /><strong></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-3944487749082267182009-11-17T23:42:00.012-05:002009-11-18T07:42:29.392-05:00Piranha & Ponzi Alert<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBeZ-oRiVDGPM7k0tzMIqsYFpngvt-C6-Vn9qHMJsbVysPaL9aBeJYC5XP2ptU71eJOP6FIIbm_LSQymrr1cwRqDtUDMjlWcDbFJ78ZtWBoAarUhtZSKHGkauOdcAwHa7cWk6kzE_Egpw/s1600/piranha.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405301491948178162" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBeZ-oRiVDGPM7k0tzMIqsYFpngvt-C6-Vn9qHMJsbVysPaL9aBeJYC5XP2ptU71eJOP6FIIbm_LSQymrr1cwRqDtUDMjlWcDbFJ78ZtWBoAarUhtZSKHGkauOdcAwHa7cWk6kzE_Egpw/s320/piranha.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Here we go again, growing yet another dangerous species. You're probably thinking attorneys, politicans, elected officials, but no... although certainly one could easily draw comparisons.<br /></strong><br /><strong>This as Palm Beach proudly presents it's very own <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/fl-palm-piranha-20091117,0,3028527.story">piranha lake </a>of horrors, up in Palm Springs, where two or three red bellied sharp toothed piranhas were recently reeled in. Wildlife officials who are up to their necks with pythons and gators dumped a nuke sized amount of poison into a pond trying to wipe out the fanged little critters. Given their success rate with other reptiles and amphibians we all may want to avoid wiggling toes and jiggly parts in lakes for the next few months...along with avoiding shark toothed attorneys selling Ponzi schemes while buying politician dreams.<br /></strong><br /><strong>So who do you think is busier these days...Wildlife authorities or the FBI?</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-10260496806629492912009-11-10T17:14:00.005-05:002009-11-10T17:31:36.157-05:00Don't Pet the Alligator<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZlLy74xOidVHtY2knbiYN5Xz3I4E8kxXqcjcZ65eLPvlnu3C4u8tVf1bhWhHRwdfjJjE7NVDbjxREHoo1RY8-2KjevAYjy57ltRQ7bAfPucXWnoTK651Ha4rFF6T-i5B9ncp7IAgB_24/s1600-h/alligatorhands2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402603407910170738" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 208px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZlLy74xOidVHtY2knbiYN5Xz3I4E8kxXqcjcZ65eLPvlnu3C4u8tVf1bhWhHRwdfjJjE7NVDbjxREHoo1RY8-2KjevAYjy57ltRQ7bAfPucXWnoTK651Ha4rFF6T-i5B9ncp7IAgB_24/s320/alligatorhands2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>If you live in Florida, you may want to think twice about even walking out to your car. And no, it has nothing to do with having more AKs than palm trees. Because what do we have more of than even AKs...that's right! So here comes another gator horror story.</strong></span> <div><div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>This poor dude reached under his car thinking he was going to get his dog, only to find a five foot gator instead. Happened in </strong></span><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/fingers-intact-land-olakes-man-recovers-from-alligator-attack/1050617"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Land O Lakes</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>, which is somewhere up in central Florida. Took 34 stitches to close up the damage and a lot of bandages.</strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Something to ponder the next time you walk around the yard calling for Fido should you reside in the land of swamptillia...because Fido may have grown some really big scales.</strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span> </div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-42095613302170009782009-11-02T09:41:00.003-05:002009-11-02T09:46:07.209-05:00Fantasy Fest in Key West<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfp3j1eMdCP-cPHXC2WlWIvEGYuT6eBOFz5WJKy-use4VJYCN6DQJEHbdaCk1mLE4xSUpdBOdA9YmJtvHleP39BHPSD-WmnKcOxscGJbxnHLvx0MquUIYC42VTPd3ho-MKe1OJc9JXc2Q/s1600-h/fantasy+fest2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399517300387479426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 247px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfp3j1eMdCP-cPHXC2WlWIvEGYuT6eBOFz5WJKy-use4VJYCN6DQJEHbdaCk1mLE4xSUpdBOdA9YmJtvHleP39BHPSD-WmnKcOxscGJbxnHLvx0MquUIYC42VTPd3ho-MKe1OJc9JXc2Q/s320/fantasy+fest2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Key's Fantasy Fest down Duval Street partied on with drag queens, Jackie O's, vampires, and carnival dancers. Check out this </strong></span><a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/travel/destinations/southflorida/sfl-fantasy-fest-103109-pg,0,1306242.photogallery"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>link</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong> for more pictures of the annual Halloween parade which just seems to get freakier each Halloween. </strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>The best part is that no hurricane warnings spoiled anyone's fun.</strong></span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-87212802164814781502009-10-31T10:05:00.002-04:002009-10-31T10:30:24.076-04:00HAPPY HALLOWEEN NIGHT<img style="VISIBILITY: hidden; WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 0px" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.11NXC/bHQ9MTI1Njk5Nzg3NzE3MiZwdD*xMjU2OTk3OTA5NjIwJnA9Mzg2MzYxJmQ9Jm49YmxvZ2dlciZnPTEmb2Y9MA==.gif" width="0" border="0" /><em><span style="font-size:130%;">HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL OF US. GOT TO GO & DIG OUT MY WITCH HAT. CIAO FOR NOW.</span></em><br /><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Halloween/wonder_lick_ghost1.gif" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-57055150221045111622009-10-02T08:53:00.004-04:002009-10-02T09:11:25.487-04:00Iguanas Eating our Kids?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBrJRjfEfHupGX_Gh3-GWA14otzCSmEOFwprCWmeKQBImqOobcTbU04dnSmkv3wzekizAqevw47pfspd7s-bLzSNETqHtGYkBJbode4kwOi3WcjefF5tNgqPDVJwqWnbEDfBMhrcjtUoA/s1600-h/iguana.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387989295741409970" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBrJRjfEfHupGX_Gh3-GWA14otzCSmEOFwprCWmeKQBImqOobcTbU04dnSmkv3wzekizAqevw47pfspd7s-bLzSNETqHtGYkBJbode4kwOi3WcjefF5tNgqPDVJwqWnbEDfBMhrcjtUoA/s200/iguana.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>It's finally happened, with the zillions of green lizards invading our backyards, our roads, trees...now they are trying to devour our young. </strong></span><a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/oakland-park/sfl-iguana-bite-bn093009,0,5692635.story"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>This poor kid now needs tendon surgery </strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>on her foot when one hungry six foot iguana mistook her for a strawberry. </strong></span><div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>He grabbed hold of her foot, resulting in 23 stitches and future surgery plans. For anyone who hasn't been bitten by an iguana you don't want to be. It really takes a good amount of prying to get those jaws off and hurts like hell, this from personal experience having had a few pet iguanas in years past.</strong></span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Time to add <em>do not feed the iguanas</em> to our <em>do not feed the alligators</em> signs?</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><strong></strong></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-23300689977243587132009-08-26T14:12:00.009-04:002009-08-26T14:55:32.552-04:00Bringing Hudson Home<div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSva0acNvHZAvcYtCAi4O7mH5XxvwvBFF57cbEuwqnm0u1-GhETcZUZIzbgitD-zgP4wMgJ70bij2VY44GESSOr78GP822s_rF1bE-0nEWKhbMBuoWQ31q-V4-LC6B_XCbKhj-jbMmppA/s1600-h/chihuahuastolen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374339020269594818" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSva0acNvHZAvcYtCAi4O7mH5XxvwvBFF57cbEuwqnm0u1-GhETcZUZIzbgitD-zgP4wMgJ70bij2VY44GESSOr78GP822s_rF1bE-0nEWKhbMBuoWQ31q-V4-LC6B_XCbKhj-jbMmppA/s200/chihuahuastolen.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Who would have thought that a cream and pink chihuahua with pink ear studs is no longer safe in Wilton Manors? At </strong><a href="http://www.georgiesalibi.com/wiltonmanors/photos.htm"><strong>Georgie's Alibi </strong></a><strong>no less where pink reigns king, or should I say queen?</strong> </div><br /><div><strong>It's been a few weeks now since Hudson Hayward Hemingway was dognapped by a Britney Spears tattooed perv at a birthday bash. Owner Brian Dortort let someone hold his precious little miss for a moment, and ya know what they say...all it takes is a few minutes. </strong></div><br /><div><strong>Now, poof! Hudson is on a milk carton so to speak, considering the Chicago Tribune, Huffington Post, Miami Herald are running stories on the missing cutie pie. So if you happen to see little Hudson, help bring her home to daddy. Supposedly there is an arrest warrant waiting to be served on this Britney beeotch who belongs in prison, where all his uniform fantasies should come to life.</strong> </div><br /><div><strong>As for me, I am grateful for the porky brown chihuahua I have...he would be most difficult indeed to stuff into any purse & run. But we take no chances, even if Mr. Rhinestone Cowboy wants to show off his blinged black velvet collar, he will not be visiting in Wilton Manors anytime soon.</strong></div></div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU_1K9lpjU273YhHsETL_Cj-fRu1eZMmHdJZXPQCcQhzWyM-8u8vzl0OoFR7fwScxFfIu7sFjsJtkn02c-P2EWCnhewISz_XusAQFXtMMONWufcHIDmxPiRSEeTHSFg1Vmed3g0sIld3k/s1600-h/chihuahuarhinestonecowboy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374346543225709234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU_1K9lpjU273YhHsETL_Cj-fRu1eZMmHdJZXPQCcQhzWyM-8u8vzl0OoFR7fwScxFfIu7sFjsJtkn02c-P2EWCnhewISz_XusAQFXtMMONWufcHIDmxPiRSEeTHSFg1Vmed3g0sIld3k/s200/chihuahuarhinestonecowboy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNp8CeSVsrLaL5TiZT6k_kpwrvuzwa1cBE02vCYN65mMJFDG-p59G9fYOwZ5VWJPYfvbjWgkBpSkFCFma03mVw9fiz1I7pCeP1YK7UjKl71mD4NdsX11UvQrrrc9Zbm-R9XNwduqc4EXE/s1600-h/chihuahuarhinestonecowboy.jpg"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-75854146735422666672009-08-20T20:27:00.011-04:002009-08-20T20:54:23.264-04:00Green Mambas & Mambos<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjCwwKwczFlcHoVln5rz_5gZL5F6CEjXZvYdJf1IFNnRicSK6cYn3Y5a4E16blBMBqP4WrFB5U46XcDxS2ZNfWxSRLsREDi8uJlRT3Fic30B9PEGg28ygRNb0IZNqrlHl8gxfEOUIBeI0/s1600-h/mamba.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372213303948885986" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 143px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 107px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjCwwKwczFlcHoVln5rz_5gZL5F6CEjXZvYdJf1IFNnRicSK6cYn3Y5a4E16blBMBqP4WrFB5U46XcDxS2ZNfWxSRLsREDi8uJlRT3Fic30B9PEGg28ygRNb0IZNqrlHl8gxfEOUIBeI0/s200/mamba.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Let's welcome the latest exotic species to invade our South Flo lands...that would be none other than the venomous green <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/hollywood/sfl-snake-bite-hollywood-bn082009,0,1431615.story">mamba snake</a>, the snake with a bite that can kill even faster a case of road rage. Today in Hollywood a cable worker was bitten by a green tree snake with a yellow belly (not to be confused with the similar emerald green tree boas) when he leaned against a coconut palm. </strong></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>He didn't die but came a little close so now the hunt is on for green mambas. Imagine if they cross breed with the golden pythons, what a movie that would make as we all run for the Georgia line.</strong></span><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>But if you are, as I am, more concerned about your lack of mambo expertise than you are about mambas falling out of trees try the </strong></span><a href="http://www.mamboconcache.com/"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Mambo con Cache </strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>dance school.</strong></span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Better to get your Sou Flo priorities right... you can always duck the mambas, but it's a lot harder to fake the mambo. </strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4164111082488258241.post-38905562180000607562009-08-15T16:33:00.017-04:002009-08-15T17:30:06.896-04:00Cone of Death<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf4TXDVVR-6E_5Q95M8Drh4XGZW9ifN6PKnfQQ6oTZV34X4GmYhP83xfjw4BRV-qm3eTjQWkgOhr2pYHxEqxREl3sNAROjtjS4wAlFBG3WWvwVK6SW83OGRSkXFW1ZcqbyyeF0uM01Y94/s1600-h/mojito.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpEwMIq4rlNod9PeMani1YBrhaGHPZlcDOO0_w8b5fzfSXsfxlMhMXQsTt6hYzj8XlirE545iKgKaV_hwnKexl-crW985Zzfw_l634TSYqLVF7Ez8QVSibN6ySwPownEfQstQgKoQUHQQ/s1600-h/hurricane+cone.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370300457981283282" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 180px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 136px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpEwMIq4rlNod9PeMani1YBrhaGHPZlcDOO0_w8b5fzfSXsfxlMhMXQsTt6hYzj8XlirE545iKgKaV_hwnKexl-crW985Zzfw_l634TSYqLVF7Ez8QVSibN6ySwPownEfQstQgKoQUHQQ/s200/hurricane+cone.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Here we go again, the cone of uncertain death pointed at South Florida, with two tropical systems causing normal...well relatively so....Floridians to run over old ladies in Publix to get drinking water, & fight to the death to get a tank of gas.</strong></span> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>But for those of us who dare not to fear here are some basic provisions to get through a hurricane....my very own personal hurricane list: </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong><em>**Buy a Generator, any generator will do, * a bottle of Light Rum & Fresh Limes & mint *Wine coolers *cat food *dog food *parrot food *toilet paper* South Beach Diet Bars & dinners * the latest DVDs. </em>When your husband comes home with twenty bags of chips and bagels do not let him enter until he eats them all. Make sure you stock up on valium for the dog unless he prefers the rum.</strong></span> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Throw out the cans of tuna, no one will eat it , use the five hundred candles & batteries still sitting from last year along with the tons of bottled water never touched.</strong></span><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Then, this is the most important survival tip, make pitcher after pitcher of fresh Mojitos, the <a href="http://www.tasteofcuba.com/mojito.html">Cuban Mojito</a> is the best, freezing them into as many ice cubes as the freezer can hold...you get the idea</strong>. <strong>Usual dose is to melt two in your mouth as needed. </strong></span></div><br /><div><strong></strong></div><br /><div><strong></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><strong></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)</div>Mimihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09876590747516444126noreply@blogger.com3