Talk about not getting what you wanted most for Christmas.
At the top of this dude's list was a little oral action but it looks like Santa wasn't in the mood to deliver. Instead this bad boy ended up with a sharp pair of fangs at the end of his favorite banana. No telling how many stitches to put Humpty back together again.
Men cruising Deltona area bars may want to give some serious consideration to committing the mug shot in the article to memory.
Least we forget this is the season, here's an inspirational thought... Those of us not living north of the Palm Beach line should count our blessings. Alleluia. Alleluia. Alleluia. Amen. Don't forget to read the many truly joyous comments on the link & of course add your own. De nada!
You can see why I simply could not pass this story up. Merry Christmas to you and yours South Florida style.
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Got to hang onto what counts as the saying goes.
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